Diego Sanchez would beat BJ Penn at many things:

• Biblical trivia
• A foot race (over 100 meters)
• Reading comprehension in Spanish
• A body building contest
• Mainland America Geography Bee

Unfortunately, Diego Sanchez will be fighting against BJ Penn tonight. His only chance is to push the pace, survive, go hyphy (see Urban Dictionary), and push the pace some more.

Our prediction: BJ Penn by submission in Round 4.

Enjoy the fights, kids.